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    MAN SCRIPTS - How to Never Get In Trouble With Her Again

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8TKkwd6AE
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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    Those seem overly complicated. After 40+ years I have learned I only need two short scripts: "Yes dear" and "No dear." I just have to be sure to choose the right one for the situation.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
      Those seem overly complicated. After 40+ years I have learned I only need two short scripts: "Yes dear" and "No dear."
      That's not quite sufficient... There's also the situation where you're better off keeping your mouth shut and running away at top speed. e.g. "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

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      • #4
        It's things like this that make me glad I'm not married.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • #5
          That reminded me of the old In Living Color hotline skit with Jim Carrey

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          • #6
            My 3 rules of marriage, I've come up with.

            1) Learn that apologizing will become a reflex action.
            2) If your wife says 'We need to talk!' set the house of fire, it will be easier to deal with.
            3) There is only 1 thing worse then loosing an argument with your wife.... and that's winning.

            Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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