What's left unsaid.

[Monterey Jack]

Double points if they interrupt you while you're with a customer

Triple points if they asked you the same question TWO DAYS AGO

Quadruple points if they are standing right in front of the potato chips

I'm always reminded of the following gag from Clerks when some customer asks where something is that's CLEARLY MARKED on the GIANT SIGNS above them:



Okay, certain items are not marked on those big signs, but most people with a functioning brain stem can at least LOOK at them first.

EDIT: God, looking at that wall of VHS tapes takes me back.

[XCashier]

"Stop bathing in perfume. You don't appeal to anyone when they can't breath around you."

"Oh no, I'm not saying you're wearing too much perfume. I'm just saying the canary was ALIVE before you showed up!"

[dalesys]

"... I'm just saying the canary was ALIVE before you showed up!"

But was the parrot?

[Nunavut Pants]

A Norwegian Blue, I suppose?

HELLO POLLY PARROT! I'VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU!!

[lineswine]

Nah, it's pining for the fjords!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It has ceased to be