Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your phone lines went down and they won't ever be resurrected.

I wish I could be in the same room with Snoopy when he gets an email from his boss about an email that was forwarded to him from HR.

[Magpie]

Granted! But he finds a way to blame you.

Granted. But your phone lines went down and they won't ever be resurrected.

I fail to see the problem with this.

I wish I felt like doing something.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But that something is now nothing.

I wish it weren't quite so warm out here this afternoon . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It's now 1 degree Kelvin. Hope you brought a jacket!

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when Ex's wife signed for the certified letter I sent him (or when she got home and delivered it to him...).

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But watch out for that giant flyswatter.

I wish for my store manager to be gone soon . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted! Captain Jellico is your new boss!

I wish my soldering gun worked properly.....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted! Captain Jellico is your new boss!

If I could get rid of both Tarzan and Cheetah in one fell swoop, Captain Jellico would be child's play.

I wish my soldering gun worked properly.....

Granted. Now it's too hot to handle and melts everything it touches.

I wish I could be at the beach right now . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I could be at the beach right now . . .

Granted. It's full of jelly fish and medical waste. Have fun!

I wish my eyes would stop bothering me!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now they're bothering your next door neighbors.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed so early tonight . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you stay up all night and then you're absolutely worthless tomorrow

i wish i coulda met queen elizabeth

[Magpie]

Granted, but it was back in 1989, and you were too young to remember it.

I wish to survive tomorrow without killing anyone.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But everyone was already dead by the time you woke up and now you're being blamed and on the run now.

I wish for Snoopy not to still be in the store tomorrow when I get there at 7 a.m.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But everyone was already dead by the time you woke up and now you're being blamed and on the run now.

I wish for Snoopy not to still be in the store tomorrow when I get there at 7 a.m.

Granted...he's still there when you get there at your new starting time of 4 am.

I wish the hot weather was done.

[Sarlon]

granted!! welcome to the new ice age!

I wish I had won the lottery for $130million

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But after all your debts and the IRS got their share, you're left with .10 cents.

I wish I felt like doing some writing tonight . . .