If you were any other species on Earth, you'd be dead.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Look on the bright side of life.

At least she didn't head for the fitting rooms, interpret the sign as shitting rooms, and leave you a surprise.

[Syriilord]

I'm peeing on the seat! Gimme a raise!

And now I'm returning to work without washing my hands


Also, hate to disagree with the title to this thread, but if she were any other species, she'd have done her business right there on the floor and carried on like nothing was wrong. Let's be glad she was at least looking for the bathroom. The alternative is kinda