That is not the correct answer. -_-;

[Digitalpotato]

SC: I'll have a six inch flat bread.
Me: What kind of meat?
SC: Six inch
Me: *well it is kind of loud, maybe he misheard me* What kind of meat?
SC: Six inch
Me: I mean what kind of meat do you want on your sandwich?
SC: Six inch.
Me: That's not what I'm asking - meat, what kind do you want?
SC: American Cheese.
Me: So do you want a veggie?
SC: I want chicken breest.
Me:

[depechemodefan]

That is sad, like when you watch the dog run into the door sad.

[ADeMartino]

okay, my mind went straight into the gutter with the notion of 'six inch meat'....

[Nurian]

Worker: Do you believe in Satan?
SC: Mustard
Worker: Who put the "bomp" in the "Bomp Shi-bomp shi-bomp shi-bomp?"
SC: No, I'll have a water.
Worker: Why must I be a teenager in love?
SC: Sure, throw a chocolate chip cookie in there. You talked me into it.

[Crossbow]

Worker: Do you believe in Satan?
SC: Mustard
Worker: Who put the "bomp" in the "Bomp Shi-bomp shi-bomp shi-bomp?"
SC: No, I'll have a water.
Worker: Why must I be a teenager in love?
SC: Sure, throw a chocolate chip cookie in there. You talked me into it.

Why do I get the feeling these aren't made up?

Oh, yeah. That's right. Forgot where I was for a second....