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  • #16
    Ugh, no more animal puns! I've seen enough in the past few days. So anybunny who ewe-ses another animal pun will get penalized!

    (I'm giving massive cookies for anyone who knows I'm talking about.)
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    • #17
      Quoth Mikkel View Post
      Aaargghh


      All afternoon I'll be humming and it's your fault.

      You're welcome
      Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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      • #18
        Neath the rumble, the mighty rumble...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #19
          Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
          Buddy is in for a terrible shock tomorrow morning.
          Oh dear god THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!! *runs screaming*

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          • #20
            That took all of one post to get to bad puns. That's gotta be a record of some sort.

            Quoth shopgirl15 View Post
            Isn't it good luck to get crapped on by a bird?
            Not if you're the one getting crapped on....smack on top of your head. Why yes, I am speaking from personal experience.
            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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            • #21
              I had a jay crap on the page of the book I was reading, once.

              It's a lot easier to clean crap off your body than your book.

              ... but a bit less gross.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #22
                This thread would not be compleate without this song:... Pigeons In The Park.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  Not if you're the one getting crapped on....smack on top of your head. Why yes, I am speaking from personal experience.
                  Oh I've been there too. My mother tried that line on me after I got crapped on by a pigeon while we were eating at the zoo cafeteria.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    This thread would not be compleate without this song:... Pigeons In The Park.
                    ~All the world seems in tune
                    On a Spring afternoon ...~
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      This thread would not be compleate without this song:... Pigeons In The Park.
                      I *HOPED* someone would. Glad to know I'm not the only person that remembers Mr. Lehrer.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth shopgirl15 View Post
                        Isn't it good luck to get crapped on by a bird?
                        This is one of those things that they tell you so you're not pissed about it. Like "rain on your wedding day is good luck". Birdpoop.

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