Like serial killers but with returns! I just thought of the term. *is proud of clever self*
Anyway, the end of the month is approaching and one kind of serial returner is soon to be out and about. The "I spent too much money this month and Visa is about to send me to collections so Ima return all this stuff for monies at your inconvenience, mmkay?"
Fly-on-the-Wall Serial Returner SC story #1:
One time, I experienced this in the extreme. Someone returned $600+ of USED merchandise and had pathetic excuses like "The kids don't like them". Oh? So did your kids like them before they vandalized our soon to be property? What's worse, they made these purchases from another one of our stores- so our most rival sister store got the money and we got the loss. FUUUUUUUUUUUU SC! FU! I had a senior member of management approve the return before I touched the stuff because I thought it was sketchy from the start. And then after we bought the vandalized merchandise back from the SCs- we had to destroy it because it was no longer sellable. The products were just trashed! Also, the people had four kids so every item returned was x4. x4the vandalism
Fly-on-the-Wall Return story #2:
Day after Christmas. Family comes in with products grandpa bought that they already had. Our products have the price on the item. So they added it up, and thought they had about $100 of store credits. What they didn't realize, was that grandpa had purchased everything on sale. Oops. So they come up to my register with gift receipts. They've already picked out the times they want instead. I do the return part first and it goes something like this:
Me:You have a credit of $40.
Mom: WHAT?
Me:The items returned are valued at $40.
*blink blink*
Kid: But I added up the prices on the boxes and got $100!
Me: The items were purchased during one of our AWESOME sales. Grandpa got some good deals.
*blink blink*
*I had to print out the receipts from our company's "cloud" to prove that grandpa had only spent a certain amount but they believed me after seeing proof. Before that, the mom thought I was scamming her or something*
Mom: *to me* Figures, it's my father-in-law. *to kid* Well, I guess you are going to have to put some things back.
*Kid decides which item they are getting. I complete transaction.*
The mom and kids weren't really SCs though, they took is pretty well. It must've been embarrassing for grandpa though.
The moral of the story: Gift cards are your friends.
Where I work there's a group of the "usual suspects" who are constantly returning stuff. I had no idea a single person could make so many returns but these people manage to exceed my wildest expectations!
Do YOU have any SC return stories? Or any serial returners at your fine establishment of trade? Are you beholden to corporate's ridiculous return policies like I am?
Anyway, the end of the month is approaching and one kind of serial returner is soon to be out and about. The "I spent too much money this month and Visa is about to send me to collections so Ima return all this stuff for monies at your inconvenience, mmkay?"
Fly-on-the-Wall Serial Returner SC story #1:
One time, I experienced this in the extreme. Someone returned $600+ of USED merchandise and had pathetic excuses like "The kids don't like them". Oh? So did your kids like them before they vandalized our soon to be property? What's worse, they made these purchases from another one of our stores- so our most rival sister store got the money and we got the loss. FUUUUUUUUUUUU SC! FU! I had a senior member of management approve the return before I touched the stuff because I thought it was sketchy from the start. And then after we bought the vandalized merchandise back from the SCs- we had to destroy it because it was no longer sellable. The products were just trashed! Also, the people had four kids so every item returned was x4. x4the vandalism
Fly-on-the-Wall Return story #2:
Day after Christmas. Family comes in with products grandpa bought that they already had. Our products have the price on the item. So they added it up, and thought they had about $100 of store credits. What they didn't realize, was that grandpa had purchased everything on sale. Oops. So they come up to my register with gift receipts. They've already picked out the times they want instead. I do the return part first and it goes something like this:
Me:You have a credit of $40.
Mom: WHAT?
Me:The items returned are valued at $40.
*blink blink*
Kid: But I added up the prices on the boxes and got $100!
Me: The items were purchased during one of our AWESOME sales. Grandpa got some good deals.
*blink blink*
*I had to print out the receipts from our company's "cloud" to prove that grandpa had only spent a certain amount but they believed me after seeing proof. Before that, the mom thought I was scamming her or something*
Mom: *to me* Figures, it's my father-in-law. *to kid* Well, I guess you are going to have to put some things back.
*Kid decides which item they are getting. I complete transaction.*
The mom and kids weren't really SCs though, they took is pretty well. It must've been embarrassing for grandpa though.
The moral of the story: Gift cards are your friends.
Where I work there's a group of the "usual suspects" who are constantly returning stuff. I had no idea a single person could make so many returns but these people manage to exceed my wildest expectations!
Do YOU have any SC return stories? Or any serial returners at your fine establishment of trade? Are you beholden to corporate's ridiculous return policies like I am?
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