Today, our Area Manager's lap dog (Other GM in city an hour away) came up to look over our figures. He had to leave early, though, because at his property they found a dead woman face down on a bed!
It gets better. Because this is the fifth dead body they've had this year!
One of them (I don't know which number) blew his brains out over the room. He called 911, told them he was going to kill himself, hung up, and then BANG! The hotel was so tight on money (Corporate's been squeezing everyone's budgets) that Other GM didn't want to pay for crime-scene cleaners (his bonus is partially dependent on a good P&L), so he scrubbed the room himself including the pieces of brain and other nasty body bits. I'm not sure that's even legal. I won't say which location it was, but it was in room 127 (ironically, that's "my room" here when I stay overnight as MOD).
Five dead bodies, and the year's not over yet....I'm oh so glad I don't work there!!!
It gets better. Because this is the fifth dead body they've had this year!
One of them (I don't know which number) blew his brains out over the room. He called 911, told them he was going to kill himself, hung up, and then BANG! The hotel was so tight on money (Corporate's been squeezing everyone's budgets) that Other GM didn't want to pay for crime-scene cleaners (his bonus is partially dependent on a good P&L), so he scrubbed the room himself including the pieces of brain and other nasty body bits. I'm not sure that's even legal. I won't say which location it was, but it was in room 127 (ironically, that's "my room" here when I stay overnight as MOD).
Five dead bodies, and the year's not over yet....I'm oh so glad I don't work there!!!
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