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Grownups aren't supposed to need a potty monitor! 
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Barring an emergency, that's exactly what I do. Having been forced to scrounge my wallet and pockets for receipts I no longer needed once too oftenQuoth scorpionf View Post
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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Purse-sized packets of tissues are good to keep on you in case of such an emergency.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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If you are desperate in extremis,that's why God gave you socks.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Why Socks and not Buddy? After all, it's dogs that have a reputation for coprophagia, not cats.Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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"Hey buddy, do you have five $1s for a $5? Or two $5s for a $10?"
or, "Is this the portrait of the Dutchess Annagovia I see before me? Well, it won't be before me for long. Beat it . . . boy."
I carry with me not toilet paper, but Prep H wipes, just in case.Comment
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