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  • #1

    PS

    Every patient has their own profile.
    Every profile has its own comments section.
    Any tech can add comments to a patient profile.

    Here are some of the best:

    * complete space cadet
    * she is a nutcase have fun ok byeee
    * RUDE RUDE RUDE!!!
    * *&^%$#@!!!
    * very verbally abusive
    * beware, he cusses
    * told mngr to forcibly insert candy bar into her anus
    * crazy beeyotch
    * super snooty
    * make sure you call him DOCTOR, not MISTER
    * DEAF OLD BAT
    * Thinks he's God.
    * DO NOT CALL FOR ANY REASON EVER IM TOTALLY SERIOUS!!!!!!!
    * Insists his address is "The Moon." Humor him.
    * banned from store for stuffing cosmetics down pants
    * does not want any meds manufactured in India
    * smells like a paper mill
    * nutzo bitchface
    * don't ever call her by her first name, you lowly plebeian
    * coupla sandwiches short of a picnic
    * thinks it's still 1957
    * yelled at me for giving a "dirty" penny back with change
    * clogged up toilet
    * pooped on floor
    * caught in parking lot shooting up
    * banned for offering BJs in parking lot
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    Do you have a hospital in Philly or something??? Wow.
    My Guide to Oblivion

    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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    • #3
      I would love to hear the stories behind some of those comments if it's possible (and if it's your own).
      Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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      • #4
        "smells like a paper mill"........have to wonder about that one.

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        • #5
          My step-mother used to be a nurse, and quite often would see in the notes "Fith". Nice acronym for fucked in the head.
          Mytical: A SC? Make a mistake? Oh goodness no. Must have been the little pink men from the planet parsley in the butternut galaxy. We all know that SC's could NEVER make mistakes.

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          • #6
            Quoth KellyHabersham View Post
            "smells like a paper mill"........have to wonder about that one.
            That means the customer has really bad body odor. I've driven past the paper plant in Canton, NC. It smells really bad.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Quoth KellyHabersham View Post
              "smells like a paper mill"........have to wonder about that one.
              Is it possible they just work at one, and are coming there straight after work?

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              • #8
                At least you didn't get NFN
                The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                • #9
                  Quoth catcul View Post
                  That means the customer has really bad body odor. I've driven past the paper plant in Canton, NC. It smells really bad.
                  My college was not far from several paper mills. If the wind was blowing the wrong way you couldn't stand to be outside.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    A paper mill smells like a porta potty burning inside a truck stop urinal.

                    However, they smell like perfume compared to a Sugar Mill...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      My college was not far from several paper mills. If the wind was blowing the wrong way you couldn't stand to be outside.
                      True.....I remember when we lived in northern Arizona, and would visit friends in a nearby town, we had to drive past an area known as "Dry Lake". (I think it was run-off from the nearby paper mill, and I remember it smelled like a cross between skunks and poopy diapers.)

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                      • #12
                        I grew up near Tacoma, which has a long standing rep for smelling bad... To be honest I never noticed. But in that '88 article it blames the Aroma of Tacoma on a combo of low tide, pulp mills, paper mills, and smoke stacks. I think it's improved now.

                        Anyway, saw the person who didn't want meds from India, I'm wondering why that's sucky? I mean, if I had a choice I'd prefer a place with regulatory agencies I somewhat trust. Or are all of them made there? I'm actually curious, all these posts from pharmacists and techs are really interesting. I have had three prescriptions in my life. So far.
                        Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                        • #13
                          OK, what's NFN?

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                          • #14
                            Normal for Norfolk
                            The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                            • #15
                              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3159813.stm

                              Pumpkin positive is a good one - never heard it before.
                              Not y3k compatible

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