A girl came up to my register today directly behind another customer (We have a sign about 10ft away that says "Please wait here for the next representative", which customers often don't bother to read. Not a big sin, but annoying at times). She was RAIL THIN (again, not a sin or crime...but troubled me as the transaction wore on) with her veins poppin' out on her arms! I asked her if she wanted a replacement plan on her purchase (she got a calcuator). I explained the benefits to her.
Her: *blank stare*
Me: ...So would you like one?
Her: *blank stare* One what?
Me: ...The replacement plan.
Her: OH! THAT! Oh no. Why would I get a replacement plan?! It's a gift. (on a side note, what a CRAPPY gift)
Me: Well sometimes people like to have insurance to be sure that their gifts are protected.
*NOTE* All this is said while she's swaying back and forth, is unable to focus with her eyes, and is randomly giggling.
Her: Well yeah, but you gonna step your game up!
Me: ...?
Her: Yeah, you gotta, like...step your game up. Cos, like, if the insurance fails you gotta get insurance.
Me: ...?!
Her: You gotta get insurance--FOR THE INSURANCE!
Me: ....Ok....
I wanted to get away from this chick so bad, that I shorted her $2 on her change ($7.91 was her change....I gave her $5.91 because I closed the drawer too soon)
Me: Lemme call my manager and get you the rest of your change.
Her: ...
Me: ...Ok then! I'm just gonna servce some more customers until she gets here
(5 minutes later, manager arrives, I give the chick her $2)
Her: ....You owe me $2.
Me:
Her: *blank stare*
Me: ...So would you like one?
Her: *blank stare* One what?
Me: ...The replacement plan.
Her: OH! THAT! Oh no. Why would I get a replacement plan?! It's a gift. (on a side note, what a CRAPPY gift)
Me: Well sometimes people like to have insurance to be sure that their gifts are protected.
*NOTE* All this is said while she's swaying back and forth, is unable to focus with her eyes, and is randomly giggling.
Her: Well yeah, but you gonna step your game up!
Me: ...?
Her: Yeah, you gotta, like...step your game up. Cos, like, if the insurance fails you gotta get insurance.
Me: ...?!
Her: You gotta get insurance--FOR THE INSURANCE!
Me: ....Ok....
I wanted to get away from this chick so bad, that I shorted her $2 on her change ($7.91 was her change....I gave her $5.91 because I closed the drawer too soon)
Me: Lemme call my manager and get you the rest of your change.
Her: ...
Me: ...Ok then! I'm just gonna servce some more customers until she gets here
(5 minutes later, manager arrives, I give the chick her $2)
Her: ....You owe me $2.
Me:
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