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    Oh, got, this makes my brain hurt really bad.

    We had a guy come in with his group of inbreeds to have a truck repaired. No need for the repair at all. He just needed some new suspension pins, which I sold him. But his buddy was jonesing for an electric truck. But he didn't have the money. So the conversation goes something like this.

    Me= local hobby asshole
    L= Leader (a real stand-up guy and good customer. No kidding. This is a nice guy)
    T= Tagalong (didn't want to be here. Thinks that R/C trucks are kinda dumb. Would rather pay his bills)
    C= Cell Phone Guy (Mr. I can handle three conversations at once)
    E= Engine guy (needs a new engine. Hasn't the money to purchase it)
    W= Guy who wants to buy the electric (Whuuuuuh?)

    W: *drops electric truck on table* how much dis?
    Me: *points to price tag* 179.99 plus tax.
    W: Whuuuuh? Come with everything?
    Me: No, it needs a 7.2 volt battery and charger.
    W: Whuuuuuh? (I think he's actually saying a long, slurred-out version of "what," but I'm not sure) How much dat?"
    Me: a 3000mah NiMH battery will be about $25. That will give you pretty decent performance. A charger to charge the battery will be...
    L: He can use my charger. I got a charger that will take NiMH
    W: Whuuuuuh?
    L: Yeah, man, you can use my charger.
    W: Whuuuuuuh? Okay. Who's gonna loan me the money til tomorrow? Hey L, loan me the money til tomorrow.
    L: Nah, can't do that. My wife would shoot me.
    W: Whuuuuuuh? Hey T, loan me the money til tomorrow.
    T: Man, I got bills to pay. This money's gotta go home.
    W: Whuuuuuuh? Whuuuuuuh? Man, who gonna loan me the money just til tomorrow.
    E: I ain't got the money to loan you. I gotta buy a new motor to get mine running.
    W: Whuuuuuuh? Man, whuuuuuuh? Hey, C, you got any money you can loan me til tomorrow?
    C: Man, you wouldn't pay me back if I did.
    W: Whuuuuuuh? Awright, fine. Get me a good battery and some AA's.
    Me: Okay, sure. *get's the requested items.*
    W: What's it come to?
    Me: $230.01
    W: Whuuuuuh? What if I break this truck? You got parts?
    Me: Uses the same parts as the nitro version.
    W: Whuuuuuh? Okay. Let's do it! *hands me a grubby card. It declines* Whuuuuuh? I have the money!
    C: Man, I told you you couldn't get it.
    W: Whuuuuuh, Whuuuuuh?... whuuuuuh? Hey, L, loan me the money man. Just til tomorrow.
    L: Are you gonna have it tomorrow?
    W: Whuuuuuh? Yeah, I'm gonna have it.
    L: *considers it a few moments* Okay, here. *hands me his card*
    E: Man, W, you need to be thanking L
    W: Whuuuuuuh?
    C: Yeah, he's gonna get in trouble at home. You watch, his wife gonna be like "L, you go buy another truck?"
    W: Whuuuuuh? Well, thanks L.

    After a few more rounds of teasing, they leave. But his catchphrase was really grating. He sounded like he'd suffered a good clock to the head with a 2X4. Daily. Since he was 5.
    O God, thy sky is so vast and my plane is so small.

  • #2
    Now my brain hurts. I would like to unread that, please.

    Seriously, WHY? Regardless of what they cost, RC cars are big boy TOYS. You don't need it. Really. If you're going to have the money tomorrow, wiat 'til friggin' tomorrow!

    Oh, wait....................whuuuuuuuuuuh?
    I know nothing and I can prove it!

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    • #3
      EVIL!!... This must be the work of the BELGIANS!!!

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      • #4
        Quoth Crazeyal View Post
        EVIL!!... This must be the work of the BELGIANS!!!
        DOCTOR Evil, please...
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        • #5
          Quoth Crazeyal View Post
          EVIL!!... This must be the work of the BELGIANS!!!
          I thought it was the Dutch
          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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          • #6
            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
            I thought it was the Dutch

            Last I heard it was the Newfoundlanders
            I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

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            • #7
              Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

              Yeah it is pretty hard to put sentences together....well, actually, it's hard for your brain to function properly when your parents are brother and sister.

              Must be one toothed Willy from Bloomer.....
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                Yeah, It was the Dutch. The reason Dr. Evil's(and Austin's) Dad didn't rescue him was because Belgium borders Holland(that's where the Dutch are right?)...or something like that...I haven't seen Austin Powers 3 for a couple years.
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                • #9
                  Sounds to me like the guy had a verbal tick. He might not even be aware that he's doing it and his buddies have probably gotten so used to it that they don't even hear it any more. The poor guy probably has some major medical or psychological issues to go along with that said tick.
                  Don't wanna; not gonna.

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                  • #10
                    yeah.. I figured the Dutch too... Wikipedia you have failed me for the last time!!! FWOOOOSH!!!

                    ow...

                    Little help here..

                    I'm not actually dead...


                    FWOOOOSH

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                    • #11
                      Quoth blas87 View Post
                      Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

                      Yeah it is pretty hard to put sentences together....well, actually, it's hard for your brain to function properly when your parents are brother and sister.

                      Must be one toothed Willy from Bloomer.....
                      Naaahhhh...probably Sheep Fondler Steve from Reedsville. Too bad I never worked with that guy. I am told he was a constant source of amusement for the truck crew.
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