Words for Women to Live By

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• Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
• If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
• Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
• In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
• Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
• When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
• Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
• I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
• Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
• Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
• When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
• Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
• Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
• If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
• By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.