I found somebody's gum.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

AAAAUGH! I landed on a fresh one yesterdaaaaay picking up old bread!
The pig stuck it in the corner of my Foccacciaaaaaaa!!! Stuck my finger RIGHT IN IT!!!

So fresh I could tell the brand, god blast it!!!

TRIDENT!

[Parts_Drone]

booger

Once on a visit to McDonald's when I was little, I reached for the salt only to find an enormous, cold, slimy booger on the saltshaker... so remember, it could always be worse.

Yeah had a kid snort one on my hand at camp once when I was a little! I guess some people don't teach their kids how to blow their nose properly