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Or saying, "It's not rocket surgery!"
People look at you kinda funny if they aren't used to you.
People look at you kinda funny if they aren't used to you.
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A few cards short of a deck.
A few screws loose. Needs some threadlocker.
And so on....Comment
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My personal favorites are "One taco short of a combination plate" and "Not the brightest light in the harbor". c:
Rocket surgery... I'm gonna laugh at that all day now.
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I would. I'd tell them they'd have to come in to return it, just so I could meet the Doctor!Quoth Balgram View Post"Have muck knowledge, but no certainties. Live. I am sorry, Sorianna." -Gverion
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Failed a Turing test.
Certified Zombie Safe.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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My personal favorites...
He could f*ck up a two piece puzzle.
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He could break a bowling ball.Comment
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My favorite is one of the oxymorons: Sharp as a sack of wet mice . . .Comment
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The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming...Comment
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He doesn't have both oars in the water.
A few planets short of a Federation.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
All foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Ah say, that boy reminds me of Paul Revere's ride; a little light in the belfry.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Has delusions of adequacy.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Isn’t firing on all 6 cylinders.
The elevator is stuck between floors.
Missing a few keys from the keyboard."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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My fave mixed metaphor : not the sharpest bulb in the box."I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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