Mother of the year tries to get me fired.

[taxguykarl]

"No one under 16 who is not a registered driver can operate.....Or maybe she's illiterate.

No she's a special snowflake and those laws don't apply. [EXTREME SARCASM]Don't you know that, fly?[/END SARCASM]

[Jay 2K Winger]

Or maybe she's illiterate.

I think it's more likely she's just aliterate. (i.e., she CAN read, she just DOESN'T)

[Lace Neil Singer]

In America it says "No one under 16 who is not a registered driver can operate blahblahblah it's illegal bc of code blahblahblah" in bold letters on the nozzle. Does Britain not have that?

It's in big letters on a sign. There is one on every pump; but SCs can't see signs, right?

[notalwaysright]

Hum, when I was around 14 or 15 my parents started making me pump gas when the family car needed it... Probably I wasn't supposed to do that. I know I got my learner's permit at 15 and a half. Still, I wasn't 5 or 6 like the kid in the OP. When some of my friends got licenses they didn't know how to pump their own gas, lol.

And good lord, if anyone had ever said anything to my parents, they wouldn't have argued. Next time I get gas I will look for signs about age. I know I've seen the cell phone ones, and smoking, and engine ignition.

[AdamAnt316]

"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"

"Who is he talking to? And how does he make his voice do that??!?!?"

*ladles out another scoop of Rocky Rococo, errm, Road ice cream*

[protege]

"You haven't heard the last of meeeee!" she cried like

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time..."