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Quoth wolfie View PostActually, they don't LIKE their beer warm.
Lager of course has no taste anyway, so it doesn't matter how cold it is.
((before I get things thrown at me, that's only my opinion - I've never drank a lager that didn't just taste 'chemical' to me, but that might just be me, as it also makes me feel ill if I drink more than half a pint of it))Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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Beverage stereotyping by nationality:
Germans drink cold beer.
Brits drink warm, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians drink cold, pissy-tasting beer (it's no coincidence that one of our "mass market swill" brands has a name associated with recycling).
Americans drink cold, beery-tasting piss.
Australians drink anything with alcohol in it.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Gotta echo a previous sentiment - this was insanely well written! Do you write by chance in your spare time?
I imagined the Walking Dead/ 28 Days Later before you even said it. Honestly it felt like I read a Charlie Chaplin black and white movie.
Good job on handling it as best as anyone could.
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Welcome, mate. We'll throw a barbie on the beach this arvo for ya. Remember to pack your sunnies and a few snags, perhaps throw some stubbies in an esky. I'll bring the rest of the tucker.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Seshat View PostWelcome, mate. We'll throw a barbie on the beach this arvo for ya. Remember to pack your sunnies and a few snags, perhaps throw some stubbies in an esky. I'll bring the rest of the tucker.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga
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Arvo = afternoon. Snags...l don't know.1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Quoth WishfulSpirit View PostI'll announce "no waiting in [my department]" several times over the PA, but they'd rather stand there and huff rather than (horror of horrors) take an elevator upstairs.
Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostThe customers complained like crazy; it took about an hour to force them all out. Cuz they just couldn't grasp the fact that tills etc run on electric; they run on magic, right?Last edited by Dreamstalker; 11-01-2015, 02:24 PM."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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Quoth Seshat View PostWelcome, mate. We'll throw a barbie on the beach this arvo for ya. Remember to pack your sunnies and a few snags, perhaps throw some stubbies in an esky. I'll bring the rest of the tucker.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Dreamstalker View PostA lot of our customers don't even carry cash anymore."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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It's the lucky customer who is carrying cash when our eft machines go bye bye. XD They get to come straight to the front of the queue and pay, right past all the card carrying customers who are waiting in the giant queue in front of the only till with a functioning eft machine. Oh, the death glares.
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