Great line from "2 Broke Girls"
When dealing with a 4-top table of older "ladies" the waitress is greeted by complaints about the table, the service and her appearance. She stops them short and her best line was "We don't descriminate because of age. You behave like an ass, you get treated like an ass. No matter how close that ass is sagging to the floor." lol
"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"