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This happened today outside the storefront and due to the random echo-effect the doors have, everyone in the store heard the exchange and got a collective 
look on their faces.
Scraggly looking guy asks guy passing by for five or ten DOLLARS because he doesn't have a job right now
Of course the guy being hit up for money was completely dumbfounded and got this really priceless look on his face like he was wondering if he was on Candid Camera or something. He eventually composes himself enough to politely refuse the "offer." This is when everyone in hearing range kinda perked up and tried to figure out if this creep was for real. Then a few seconds later a nice-looking girl walks by.
CG: Creepy Guy
PL: Poor Lady
CG: Hey there girl!
PL:
CG: It's me! You remember me!
PL: *obviously doesn't know him at all and is trying to walk by* No.
CG: We met at a bar!
PL: *practically runs away*
So yeah... as GK might say, Protip: guys, if you're trying to get a girl to like you, maybe it's best not to start out by unsuccessfully bumming an inordinate amount of "change" off a stranger because you're unemployed and then turn around and practically assault the target girl while making up some BS story about you having met her before in a bar.
Still it was pretty funny
look on their faces.Scraggly looking guy asks guy passing by for five or ten DOLLARS because he doesn't have a job right now
Of course the guy being hit up for money was completely dumbfounded and got this really priceless look on his face like he was wondering if he was on Candid Camera or something. He eventually composes himself enough to politely refuse the "offer." This is when everyone in hearing range kinda perked up and tried to figure out if this creep was for real. Then a few seconds later a nice-looking girl walks by.CG: Creepy Guy
PL: Poor Lady
CG: Hey there girl!
PL:
CG: It's me! You remember me!
PL: *obviously doesn't know him at all and is trying to walk by* No.
CG: We met at a bar!
PL: *practically runs away*
So yeah... as GK might say, Protip: guys, if you're trying to get a girl to like you, maybe it's best not to start out by unsuccessfully bumming an inordinate amount of "change" off a stranger because you're unemployed and then turn around and practically assault the target girl while making up some BS story about you having met her before in a bar.
Still it was pretty funny
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