Me: Can I check your ID please?"
SC: I left it at home.
Me: Sorry man, I need to see ID.
SC: What? that's bs man...
Me: Sorry, store policy, state law, need to see ID. Can I get you anything else?
SC: Screw you man! I was just here yesterday, you know me, you saw my ID then!
Me: Listen here, Jamal. I see over a thousand people every day and you all look alike to me, so either you cough up some ID or no booze. Sorry. NEXT.
<I have this conversation about three times a day...it gets old...bring your friggin ID!>
Or even better, I love the people who don't have their ID for booze because they lost it to an OUI. that just sounds....funny.
SC: I left it at home.
Me: Sorry man, I need to see ID.
SC: What? that's bs man...
Me: Sorry, store policy, state law, need to see ID. Can I get you anything else?
SC: Screw you man! I was just here yesterday, you know me, you saw my ID then!
Me: Listen here, Jamal. I see over a thousand people every day and you all look alike to me, so either you cough up some ID or no booze. Sorry. NEXT.
<I have this conversation about three times a day...it gets old...bring your friggin ID!>
Or even better, I love the people who don't have their ID for booze because they lost it to an OUI. that just sounds....funny.
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