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I have been out sick for a week now so and not many posts of late because of lack of computer time. But I thought I would post a couple of giggles for the great folks out there. And remember if the customer doesn't suck, they aren't trying hard enough. And if I posted to the wrong area my apologies.
Phone IQ Test
In order to get a phone you must complete all of the answers correctly.
1) Define Unlimited
2) On a map show us where the Mid-West is
3) List the state abbrivations of California and Colorado
4) Define suspension
5) How old where you when you graduated from high school?
6) Is Canada a country or state?
7) Define long distance
8) Define roaming
9) Define State
10)Define country
11)Please be truthful, are you middle aged and still having your
parents pay your bills for you?
12)Be honest now, do your parents have better credit then you?
13)Do you make Forrest Gump look like Einstein?
14) If Bob lives in Lubbock,TX and calls his girl friend Ellie Mae who
is traveling in Spokane,WA at 8 p.m on Friday night and Ellie Mae is
not a cellone customer does Bob get charged for roaming?
15) Yes or No question : If you are in your home area
using a cellone tower calling to Detroit, MI on a plan with unlimited
nights and weekends, will you be charged for roaming?
And Now For Amazing Facts You Thought You Would Never Learn
And now your host, the man who has almost heard it all, Mister
Insane, Nick E.
Did you know that it is impossible for someone to talk more the 1500
minutes in a month?
Per current Geography the country of Canada has shifted to California,
but stated right where it is.
You can please some of the people all of the time , but the rest are
never pleased at all
The customer has the end say in the credit they receive, if the
customer says I want 500 dollars then give it to them.
Cell phones only cost 10 dollars to make, but since we are trying to
make a profit we boost the price up.
ADHD/ADD does not really............hey look a bird
Telling your child to shut up will work automaticly, including in the
grocery store
Caffine is a natural stimulant, not a drug. It's not addictive in any
way. Escuse me while I finish my 100 onces of coffee.
Fast food does not make you bigger. It's healthy and all that grease is
good for your arteries, makes the blood flow through a lot faster.
Just because someone is cussing over the phone it does not make it
right to hang up on them. They are just upset and not cursing at you so it
shouldn't count.
If anyone by the name of James Taylor calls in, you should ask them
right away to sing Fire and Rain.
The song Kentucky Woman is a symoblization of all of the women from
that state
If anyone calls in stating their last name is McDonald you need to
right away ask them if they are related to any farmers, Prime Minsisters of
Canada, or anyone named Ronald.
You should ask a customer if they want a hot apple pie when calling in.
And Now A Rant
You know what really ticks me off? People who think that the zip code
is the account number. Do we have people who don't mail anything
anymore? I mean come on people get with it zip sounds nothing like account.
Get your heads out of the computer and go to the post office. While I'm
on the subject of people sending mail, what the heck is your problem
with sending something before it is due. Just because the post office
tells you that it can take 3 days for a letter to reach us doesn't mean
that it is the time frame for you payment to be posted. Stop sniffing glue
and realize"Oh wow maybe they are telling the truth." Yes we are
telling you the truth. How many late fees does it take to get that through
your thick little skulls. You also need to learn that buisness days run
mon through friday. Not Sunday to Wendsday.
Ok since I'm on a roll and sadly not a seaseme seed, I have one other
issue. Any of you freaks out there who can not understand that CANADA IS
A COUNTRY need to go back to school. They are not a state or part
of California. And while your there go to the library, stop long
enought not to take a toke, and look up the word unlimited. Or better yet I
will give you the short answer. It means NO LIMIT. Got it? Learn new
words and geography. Remember Mid West does not mean near CA or FL and the
abrivation of LA does not mean the city but the state of Louisana. Go
to school, get an education, and smarten up before you call me again.
Phone IQ Test
In order to get a phone you must complete all of the answers correctly.
1) Define Unlimited
2) On a map show us where the Mid-West is
3) List the state abbrivations of California and Colorado
4) Define suspension
5) How old where you when you graduated from high school?
6) Is Canada a country or state?
7) Define long distance
8) Define roaming
9) Define State
10)Define country
11)Please be truthful, are you middle aged and still having your
parents pay your bills for you?
12)Be honest now, do your parents have better credit then you?
13)Do you make Forrest Gump look like Einstein?
14) If Bob lives in Lubbock,TX and calls his girl friend Ellie Mae who
is traveling in Spokane,WA at 8 p.m on Friday night and Ellie Mae is
not a cellone customer does Bob get charged for roaming?
15) Yes or No question : If you are in your home area
using a cellone tower calling to Detroit, MI on a plan with unlimited
nights and weekends, will you be charged for roaming?
And Now For Amazing Facts You Thought You Would Never Learn
And now your host, the man who has almost heard it all, Mister
Insane, Nick E.
Did you know that it is impossible for someone to talk more the 1500
minutes in a month?
Per current Geography the country of Canada has shifted to California,
but stated right where it is.
You can please some of the people all of the time , but the rest are
never pleased at all
The customer has the end say in the credit they receive, if the
customer says I want 500 dollars then give it to them.
Cell phones only cost 10 dollars to make, but since we are trying to
make a profit we boost the price up.
ADHD/ADD does not really............hey look a bird
Telling your child to shut up will work automaticly, including in the
grocery store
Caffine is a natural stimulant, not a drug. It's not addictive in any
way. Escuse me while I finish my 100 onces of coffee.
Fast food does not make you bigger. It's healthy and all that grease is
good for your arteries, makes the blood flow through a lot faster.
Just because someone is cussing over the phone it does not make it
right to hang up on them. They are just upset and not cursing at you so it
shouldn't count.
If anyone by the name of James Taylor calls in, you should ask them
right away to sing Fire and Rain.
The song Kentucky Woman is a symoblization of all of the women from
that state
If anyone calls in stating their last name is McDonald you need to
right away ask them if they are related to any farmers, Prime Minsisters of
Canada, or anyone named Ronald.
You should ask a customer if they want a hot apple pie when calling in.
And Now A Rant
You know what really ticks me off? People who think that the zip code
is the account number. Do we have people who don't mail anything
anymore? I mean come on people get with it zip sounds nothing like account.
Get your heads out of the computer and go to the post office. While I'm
on the subject of people sending mail, what the heck is your problem
with sending something before it is due. Just because the post office
tells you that it can take 3 days for a letter to reach us doesn't mean
that it is the time frame for you payment to be posted. Stop sniffing glue
and realize"Oh wow maybe they are telling the truth." Yes we are
telling you the truth. How many late fees does it take to get that through
your thick little skulls. You also need to learn that buisness days run
mon through friday. Not Sunday to Wendsday.
Ok since I'm on a roll and sadly not a seaseme seed, I have one other
issue. Any of you freaks out there who can not understand that CANADA IS
A COUNTRY need to go back to school. They are not a state or part
of California. And while your there go to the library, stop long
enought not to take a toke, and look up the word unlimited. Or better yet I
will give you the short answer. It means NO LIMIT. Got it? Learn new
words and geography. Remember Mid West does not mean near CA or FL and the
abrivation of LA does not mean the city but the state of Louisana. Go
to school, get an education, and smarten up before you call me again.
True or False questions state a fact, and you have to answer whether it's true or not. 
My thought: no, that's a Yes or No question. 
for putting up with it so well.
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