I rang up an annoying lady the other day. She wasn't annoying until the end of the transaction when she was getting cashback.
Me: Your lovable grocery store clerk
AL: Annoying Lady
NL: Nice Lady in line behind AL
My cash drawer pops open.
Me: How would you like your cash back?
AL: Fives.
I hand her her cash.
AL: *Looks at her fives.* Can I have fresh fives?
Me: Erm, what?
AL: I want fresh fives, these are old. I like to collect fives so I want fresh ones.
Since my drawer is now closed, I have to go to a specific menu and punch in a code. I do this and open my drawer.
Me: *Looks at my fives. Crap, they're all old. Now she's gonna be pissed. This should be fuuuuun. * Ma'am, the fives I gave you are the best ones that I have, I'm sorry.
AL: Well what do you expect me to do?
Me: You could go to the bank, they probably have fresher () fives than I do.
AL: But I don't want to go to the bank, it always takes too long. *Sighs.*
Me: No it won't, trust me.
AL: Yes it will. *Sighs (again).* You people are just so unhelpful! *Leaves.*
Me: *Finally* Have a nice day!
NL: Dumb old fart, why didn't she just go to the bank?
Me: No clue.
I ring up NL.
NL: Oh, and I'm getting cashback. Can I have fives please? And I don't care if they're fresh.
Me: Yes ma'am.
You may be wondering why I knew it wouldn't take very long at the bank. It's because the bank is inside of my store. It's at the front of the store, near the registers. My register is the closest one to it actually. Only about 5 FEET away.
Me: Your lovable grocery store clerk
AL: Annoying Lady
NL: Nice Lady in line behind AL
My cash drawer pops open.
Me: How would you like your cash back?
AL: Fives.
I hand her her cash.
AL: *Looks at her fives.* Can I have fresh fives?
Me: Erm, what?
AL: I want fresh fives, these are old. I like to collect fives so I want fresh ones.
Since my drawer is now closed, I have to go to a specific menu and punch in a code. I do this and open my drawer.
Me: *Looks at my fives. Crap, they're all old. Now she's gonna be pissed. This should be fuuuuun. * Ma'am, the fives I gave you are the best ones that I have, I'm sorry.
AL: Well what do you expect me to do?
Me: You could go to the bank, they probably have fresher () fives than I do.
AL: But I don't want to go to the bank, it always takes too long. *Sighs.*
Me: No it won't, trust me.
AL: Yes it will. *Sighs (again).* You people are just so unhelpful! *Leaves.*
Me: *Finally* Have a nice day!
NL: Dumb old fart, why didn't she just go to the bank?
Me: No clue.
I ring up NL.
NL: Oh, and I'm getting cashback. Can I have fives please? And I don't care if they're fresh.
Me: Yes ma'am.
You may be wondering why I knew it wouldn't take very long at the bank. It's because the bank is inside of my store. It's at the front of the store, near the registers. My register is the closest one to it actually. Only about 5 FEET away.
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