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The feminist in me should be cringing at using sex appeal to get a male to do something I'm perfectly capable of doing myself. However, the feminist in me goaded me into clearing my postage-stamp sized front yard (seriously, it's about the size of a mini), which threw my back out, so I'm saying "well done!" to this tale.
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So you're saying all I have to do to get the impossible city workers here to do their damn jobs would be to either pretend to struggle running around without my jacket on, showing my cleavage.....or to just bend over and try to shovel?
I better try that. Plenty more snow a comin, I'm sure.
Been there, and done similar. No boobies were used, but I used to make myself look all pathetic when I'd shovel the driveway when I lived with my dad. Got plenty of plow drivers to plow out our driveway. Then again, it was also an easy one shot plow job. If it didn't work though, dad would pay me 20 bucks to shovel the driveway.
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
Do you think you can come out here and get a few places to shovel? I swear it's the same every year. There are places that have sidewalks on a public street and they go unshoveled the entire winter season.
To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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