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    Late one one night, whilst asleep a man hears a knock on his door.

    He gets up and goes to the bedroom window and shouts out "Who's there"

    A female voice calls back "Sorry to bother you, can you give me a push?"

    The man can't see anything through the darkness buts pulls on a jacket and jeans and goes outside, eager to help a woman in need.

    He goes outside onto the road but cannot see anyone there, so figures it was someone playing a joke and goes back to bed.

    About 10 minutes later he hears another knock.

    Again he opens the window and asks "Who's there"

    The same vocie calls back "I still need a push"

    Again the man goes out, but still no sign of the lady or car. So he calls out "Hello, where are you?"

    The voice calls back from the direction of his garden "I'm over here on the swing, give me a push"
    This is not a real font!!
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