Bumper Sticker Bottom Lines:

[Oberonsshadow]

I have the best retaliatory bumper sticker to those:

"My Belgian malinois is smarter than your honor student".

I've got one that says, "My horse bucked off your honor student"

Which is one of the several I have on the back of my truck. I drive a very large, distinctive truck and I've plastered the tailgate with stickers. I've actually had totally strangers pull up next to me and either tell me they love my stickers, or that I'm going to hell. Its about 50/50, really.

[edible_hat]

My favorite bumper sticker addendum was the "screw" sticker.

A round decal with a picture of a common ordinary household wood screw.

Now think about ALL the "I <3 My ..." stickers out there.............

kind of like http://store.dieselsweeties.com/prod...ts-shirt-black

[DGoddessChardonnay]

kind of like http://store.dieselsweeties.com/prod...ts-shirt-black

So glad I was observing Rule #1 when I clicked the link.

[Amethyst Hunter]

So if it IS country, it IS shit?!

It is as far as I'm concerned.

[Jack T. Chance]

So if it IS country, it IS shit?!

It is as far as I'm concerned.

Now, that reminds me of one of my favorite bumper stickers that I saw several years ago:

STOP INBREEDING
BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!

[Mouse]

My favorite comback bumper sticker will always be

"my kid impregnated your honor student"

'nuff said

[XCashier]

STOP INBREEDING
BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!

I saw that one too, had me . I would not put that sticker on my car in certain areas of the country, though.