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Old 12-01-2012, 02:00 PM
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They're a bunch of party poopers.
They've been eating the colored glitter again, haven't they?
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:27 PM
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I am not allowed to run a numbers racket on the number of call outs we'll get today.
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:59 PM
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The British boy band is called One Direction, not One Erection.

Or Five Guys One Cup
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:57 PM
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The British boy band is called One Direction, not One Erection.

Or Five Guys One Cup
Five Guys one cup... PRICELESS
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:08 PM
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Don't even ask me how I came up with that one. <_<
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:42 AM
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Don't even ask me how I came up with that one. <_<
Hey, Irv, how did you come up with that one?

(I'm not good at following directions... )
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:29 AM
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Hey, Irv, how did you come up with that one?

(I'm not good at following directions... )
I told you not to ask!

/flails

Anyhow....
the following is not a good idea and we are not to do it:
  1. hook up empty domestics bins or flatbed carts to the forklift with tow ropes
  2. charge people $10 a ride and take them around the parking lot behind the forklift
  3. use the proceeds to buy a Keurig coffeemaker for the breakroom.

I am especially not to mention this if my race car-driver co-worker is anywhere in earshot. He always says "Race car drivers are retards" and then proves it himself almost every day.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:09 AM
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When moving Christmas clearance crap around, do not arrange the wreath holders with letters on them to spell "F M L."

I may or may not have done this today. /shifty eyes
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i am not allowed to punch customers when they tell me "Andre Rieu is the best violinist ever!!!" (he is so far from being the best violinist ever - Nigel Kennedy is (IMHO) one of the best
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 PM
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i am not allowed to punch customers when they tell me "Andre Rieu is the best violinist ever!!!" (he is so far from being the best violinist ever - Nigel Kennedy is (IMHO) one of the best
Are you allowed to let other customers punch that customer?
Andre Rieu <shudder> Among my faves is young David Garrett.
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