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Old 11-01-2019, 09:14 AM
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I'm sure we have more, but Kit-Ginevra and I are the most active ones AFAIK.
Trust me, you two are not the only ones.
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Old 11-01-2019, 11:03 AM
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The pants are not ďoptionalĒ
I see what you mean. It's too bad I'm not allowed to ask for pictures while on the job.
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Old 11-06-2019, 05:45 PM
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I'm not allowed to grab people by the back of the head and yell, "WHAT THE F DOES THE FEN SIGN SAY, AHOLE?!?!"
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Old 11-07-2019, 12:38 PM
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On days like that, I refer to my family mantra, "Limited Bail Money"
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Old 11-08-2019, 03:13 PM
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Despite the fact that he collects naughty people using steel restraints, I'm not allowed to call a member of law enforcement "Officer Krampus."
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Old 11-08-2019, 04:44 PM
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Tell people "have a nice day," not "enjoy your next 24 hours."

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Old 11-11-2019, 01:18 PM
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Despite the fact that he collects naughty people using steel restraints, I'm not allowed to call a member of law enforcement "Officer Krampus."
How about Office Krupke?
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Old 11-11-2019, 05:56 PM
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How about Office Krupke?
It's better than calling him Barney Fife.
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Old 11-11-2019, 11:03 PM
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Tell people "have a nice day," not "enjoy your next 24 hours."

But doesnít ďhave a nice DAYĒ imply that you hope they get what they deserve come nightfall? So doesnít that fit customer service much better?

The grinch is not the Christmas mascot. I am not allowed to use the old cutouts from a previous Christmas Champaign to make it look like the grinch is peeping into anywhere. No adding a Santa hat does not excuse the grinch left in the bathroom.

I am not allowed to put the elf on a shelf in positions that ďcompromise store integrityĒ even if they are only in places the staff go and everyone else thinks itís funny.
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Old 11-11-2019, 11:05 PM
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I'm not allowed to grab people by the back of the head and yell, "WHAT THE F DOES THE FEN SIGN SAY, AHOLE?!?!"
Which could also be reworded to “I must not actualize my fantasies on staff or customers.” To be fair upper management doesn’t have the brain cells to spare and you can’t harm what isn’t there in the customers.
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