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  • Dyslexic devil worshiper

    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

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    Actually, he hated his Dog.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #3
      I have to admit, I seriously LMAO when I read this...

      So what happens when one sells their soul to Santa??
      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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      • #4
        Are you sure he wasn't looking for something veil'd?
        Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
        OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
        she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
        Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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        • #5
          Quoth mjr View Post
          So what happens when one sells their soul to Santa??
          I'm guessing you get turned into an elf and have to work at the sweat shop at the North Pole.

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          • #6
            No, mommy! I don't want to be a bastard kiddy!!!

            (Watch Markiplier play Happy Wheels as Santa)
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            • #7
              Meanwhile the dyslexic agnostic insomniac is lying awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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