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The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
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I can either quote it or show it. I'm lazy so I shall show it.
The Holy Hand Grenade Of AntiochThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land... -
"1.....2......5!"
"3 Sir"
"3!"
Epic win every time.
"I fell out of favour with heaven somewhere and I'm here for the hell of it now"Comment
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I'm 29 years old and firmly believe in the easter bunny...
I've seen him too.....
he leaves nice little "presents" in my garden every year, and I leave him some roughage in return.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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COWORKER, TO ME: "Isn't this weekend Easter?"
ME, TO COWORKER: "Now why would you ask the only non-Christian on staff that question?
HEAD CHEF:
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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As long as I get me some peeps, Cadbury eggs, and other sugary goodness, the Easter Bunny could look like that all they want to.Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.Comment
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the easter bunny is a mysterious being at this house who comes when we are inside and when its time to go out, has gone and left eggs.
There will not be a scary bunny event here yet but if there is....i have no doubt daughter will scream and hit him. hehComment
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The Easter Bunny actually lives at my house. He's large, white, very furry and his name is Claude (French pronunciation, please).When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Damn, and I thought Krampus was scary.Comment
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