I just said, "Sorry, I forgot to bring my MAGIC WAND from home!" Then I turned and walked away. How else can you explain that the weather will not change just because a stupid customer WANTS it to?
Sadly, I can't do that....being a magician and all.
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"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
Didn't you get an idiot last year who went out & tried to wipe the tables during a rainfall, and who looked very confused when the tables continued to get wet? Must have been a relative of this idiot.
CRML, if I ever get to visit England again I'm going to visit your pub and take notes. When one of your crazy customers asks me why, I'll say I'm taking notes for a book about bad customer behavior.
I'd like to do the same. I always thought the traditional British pub was a place where people went for a nice quiet pint and maybe a game of darts. Apparently I've been watching too many old movies.
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