A self-described mystic decided that he had incredible telekinetic powers.
On Monday, he stepped in front of a man on a moving bicycle. The bike stopped.
On Tuesday, he stepped in front of a moving car. The car stopped.
On Wednesday, he stepped in front of a moving bus. The bus stopped.
On Thursday, he stepped in front of a moving train.
His funeral will be held next Friday.
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I guess you could say he didn't train hard enough.
On Monday, he stepped in front of a man on a moving bicycle. The bike stopped.
On Tuesday, he stepped in front of a moving car. The car stopped.
On Wednesday, he stepped in front of a moving bus. The bus stopped.
On Thursday, he stepped in front of a moving train.
His funeral will be held next Friday.
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I guess you could say he didn't train hard enough.