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A little boy is at the zoo with his mother. They're looking at the elephants, when the little boy asks, "Mommy, what's that on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk", she answers.
"No, on the back."
"That's his tail."
"No, not that. Down lower."
Realizing what the boy is asking, she gets somewhat embarrassed, and says, "Oh, that... that's nothing."
The next day, the little boy is at the zoo again, this time with his father. Again, they're looking at the elephants, when the little boy asks, "Daddy, what's that on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk", he answers.
"No, on the back."
"That's his tail."
"No, not that. Down lower."
"Oh, that. That's the elephant's penis."
The little boy thinks for a moment, and says, "When I asked Mommy what that was, she said it was nothing."
The father just sighs, and says, "Son, I spoil that woman!"
"That's the elephant's trunk", she answers.
"No, on the back."
"That's his tail."
"No, not that. Down lower."
Realizing what the boy is asking, she gets somewhat embarrassed, and says, "Oh, that... that's nothing."
The next day, the little boy is at the zoo again, this time with his father. Again, they're looking at the elephants, when the little boy asks, "Daddy, what's that on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk", he answers.
"No, on the back."
"That's his tail."
"No, not that. Down lower."
"Oh, that. That's the elephant's penis."
The little boy thinks for a moment, and says, "When I asked Mommy what that was, she said it was nothing."
The father just sighs, and says, "Son, I spoil that woman!"