The answering service that I work at has a client that is giving out free tablet splitters to certain insurance members. The idea is that you order double the strength at half the dosage which in turn saves you money. The company sends out letters letting people know that they can get a free tablet splitter.
However, in order for the system to accept you name, it must match the letter EXACTLY. If your name is Bill & the letter says Billy, than I need Billy. Then I got this reject.
CJ=Crazy Jim
WB=Me!
WB:Thanks for calling to get a free tablet splitter. Can I get your name exactly as it appears on your letter?
CJ:Jim Smith
WB:I'm sorry, that name did not go through, was the letter by some chance addressed to someone else or was a middle init.....
CJ: You know, I'm sick of this! For 5000 years Jim & James have been interchangeable. When I say Jim, I assume someone knows enough for it to be James, this is ridiculous!
WB: Well, sir, the reason I had to ask was....
CJ: No, I thought for sure that someone would know Jim means James, I'm not dealing with this! *click*
What the crap!?!?You're pissed because I had to ask you to clarify your name? Screw you, you crazy loon, you don't need a friggin' tablet splitter, you need a good enema, cause something crawled up your ass and died.
However, in order for the system to accept you name, it must match the letter EXACTLY. If your name is Bill & the letter says Billy, than I need Billy. Then I got this reject.
CJ=Crazy Jim
WB=Me!
WB:Thanks for calling to get a free tablet splitter. Can I get your name exactly as it appears on your letter?
CJ:Jim Smith
WB:I'm sorry, that name did not go through, was the letter by some chance addressed to someone else or was a middle init.....
CJ: You know, I'm sick of this! For 5000 years Jim & James have been interchangeable. When I say Jim, I assume someone knows enough for it to be James, this is ridiculous!
WB: Well, sir, the reason I had to ask was....
CJ: No, I thought for sure that someone would know Jim means James, I'm not dealing with this! *click*
What the crap!?!?You're pissed because I had to ask you to clarify your name? Screw you, you crazy loon, you don't need a friggin' tablet splitter, you need a good enema, cause something crawled up your ass and died.
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