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    A new CEO just got appointed to clean up the obvious corruptancy that went on in that company. He went a long way in investigating how people were paid, and whether they were illegally employed or not.

    So one day, he caught a guy just standing around in the lobby. He asked:

    "Hey, what are you doing?"

    "I'm just waiting for Jim to come down with my greens, that's all."

    "Really? How much are you paid per month?"

    "300 dollars! Moonlighting's the thing, dude!"

    "Tell you what", said the CEO and took 1000 dollars out of his wallet, "here's for over 3 months' pay, now GTFO and never show your fucking face in here again!!!"

    After the guy went out the door, the CEO turned around and saw a lot of employees just staring at him.
    CEO shouted: "Well, WHAT? What's the big deal?! I surely showed that ne'er-do-well that things don't fly that way anymore now that I'M in charge! And where's Jim by the way?"

    Jim finally piped up:

    "Um, boss? You just gave the pizza delivery guy a 1000 dollar tip..."
    A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    Another theory states that this has already happened.

  • #2
    lol. Now thats funny.

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    • #3
      Not so bad for the pizza guy! Very nice...
      Some people just need a high five...

      In the face with the back of a chair....

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