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  • TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year

    SATIRE from the Babylon Bee:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/time-nam...on-of-the-year
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

  • #2
    She looks way too nice. They should have used the classic memetastic pic (dyed blond hair and shades, in profile. You know which one I mean).
    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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    • #3
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      She looks way too nice.
      Totally agree.
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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        She looks way too nice. They should have used the classic memetastic pic (dyed blond hair and shades, in profile. You know which one I mean).
        The one that kinda looks like Kate Gosselin?
        Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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        • #5
          This one.

          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #6
            Oh, sure. She's got a case of RBF, too...
            Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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            • #7
              Quoth mjr View Post
              Oh, sure. She's got a case of RBF, too...
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              • #8
                That, too. Resting Bitch Face.
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #9
                  This year's been so nuts that I'm honestly starting to think of the Babylon Bee as some of the most reliable reporting around.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Seanette View Post
                    This year's been so nuts that I'm honestly starting to think of the Babylon Bee as some of the most reliable reporting around.
                    Yup. At the rate things are going the Banolyn Bee will be mocking the news sites by reporting real actual events.
                    There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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