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Old 12-01-2020, 06:43 PM
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Default TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year

SATIRE from the Babylon Bee:

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-nam...on-of-the-year
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Old 12-01-2020, 07:56 PM
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She looks way too nice. They should have used the classic memetastic pic (dyed blond hair and shades, in profile. You know which one I mean).
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Old 12-01-2020, 07:59 PM
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She looks way too nice.
Totally agree.
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Old 12-01-2020, 08:26 PM
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She looks way too nice. They should have used the classic memetastic pic (dyed blond hair and shades, in profile. You know which one I mean).
The one that kinda looks like Kate Gosselin?
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Old 12-01-2020, 11:10 PM
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This one.

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Old 12-01-2020, 11:19 PM
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Oh, sure. She's got a case of RBF, too...
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Oh, sure. She's got a case of RBF, too...
Rat Butt Face?
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Old 12-02-2020, 02:49 AM
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That, too. Resting Bitch Face.
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This year's been so nuts that I'm honestly starting to think of the Babylon Bee as some of the most reliable reporting around.
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Old 12-03-2020, 03:39 AM
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This year's been so nuts that I'm honestly starting to think of the Babylon Bee as some of the most reliable reporting around.
Yup. At the rate things are going the Banolyn Bee will be mocking the news sites by reporting real actual events.
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