Welcome to the Realm of Satan!

[HappyFun Ball]

That. Is. Hilarious!

[Mike Taylor]

Wow, he did more than just burn down that bridge. He blew it up and seeded the area around it with landmines.

Still, that's an epic way to quit.

[pzychobitch]

Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh

Not to threadjack from the awesomeness of that story, but if I were blasting Slayer over the PA, I'd go with "Seasons in the Abyss" instead. Just because of the awesome riffage.

Close your eyes look deep in your soul step outside yourself and let your mind go.