Intent to sell. Stupidly.

[Raieth]

So, do you suppose that the day I found a condom in my son's jeans and he claimed it wasn't his that he was LYING to me?

If I found a condom in my son's jeans I probably would have hugged and thanked him for listening to my advice.

[Peppergirl]

If I found a condom in my son's jeans I probably would have hugged and thanked him for listening to my advice.

Oh I wasn't mad at all. That's what made the blatant lie all the more 'interesting'.

[Flood]

Oh I wasn't mad at all. That's what made the blatant lie all the more 'interesting'.

"It's not mine" I bought it for my girlfriend...

[napoleana]

If there's a really good story that *might* be too graphic for some, there's always putting a warning and then white-texting it (so that it shows up only when you highlight it with your cursor).

[Becks]

Half a worm in your part eaten apple?

Back in the day when I was still in elementary school, I was more or less happily eating some green beans when I happened to look down and saw worm bits.

Yeah...took me a loooooooooooooooooooooong time to eat green beans again.

[myswtghst]

I wear gloves when changing oil now. I learned that lesson already. You can never be sure of what you're gonna find on the bottom of vehicles. I would get into that story but it's kinda gross and I would have to get really graphic.

I think the consensus is that we REALLY want to hear it, now that you've tempted us all. It must be good...or at least cringe-worthy, right?

As napoleana said - you could always white it out....

[Happy Otter Lover]

I'm adding my vote - I want to hear the story too!

[PepperElf]

If there's a really good story that *might* be too graphic for some, there's always putting a warning and then white-texting it (so that it shows up only when you highlight it with your cursor).

Or if they work here you can always try spoiler tags {spoiler}bla bla bla{/spoiler} like that (will test below).

one of the best oil changes i got was at sears - the service is always good but while my oil was getting changed i ran into a very drunk guy who was trying to call for a cab. the poor man couldn't even hold the phone steady so I eventually called for him and chatted with him until the cab showed up, and then made a point of paying the driver to get the guy home.

[spoiler]so do these work?[/spoiler]
dang it, never mind

(and yes, gross stories are ok with me... guess i'm sick like that lol)

[earl colby pottinger]

Worse is

Wow. So, do you suppose that the day I found a condom in my son's jeans and he claimed it wasn't his that he was LYING to me?

Is there anything better than finding used condoms?

Worse is having his pregnant girlfriend over to meet the family.

[Rhania506]

I've said this, loudly, when my husband is waiting somewhere for me to pick him up in the car. I'd slow down like I was checking him out, roll down the passenger window and say "gas, grass, or ass, baby" loudly enough for people standing on the street to hear. Then I'd unlock the door for him.

He's kind of uptight, so he gets all flustered.

God, this happened to me a couple of years ago. My best friend was picking me up for a movie after my afternoon class. I'm talking to my professor when she pulls up and greets me with a resounding "Hey hooker, how much you is??" (no lie, that's a direct quote). I thought I was going to have to give Dr. L oxygen, he was laughing so hard. I wanted to kill her.

~Rhania

[Chazzie]

On the subject of "It's not my condom"...

My school has an AIDS awareness group, in which one of my best friends is an active member (She doesn't have AIDS, silly). To help the school, the group gave everyone in it condoms to hand out to people who need it.

Well dear Kibbs took it a bit too far and started tricking people into taking condoms. XD She got me with it, too.

"Chaz, come here."
"Huh?"
"Shake my hand."
"Oh, oka-- IS THIS A CONDOM!?"
"-singsong voice- You looked like you needed it 8D"

So I ended up with a cola-flavored condom in my jeans pocket. I was so freaked out about it I told my mom all about it as soon as I got home so she wouldn't find it and have my head. XD

So technically, it WASN'T my condom... It was my friend Kibbs's. 8D

[DGoddessChardonnay]

So I ended up with a cola-flavored condom in my jeans pocket. I was so freaked out about it I told my mom all about it as soon as I got home so she wouldn't find it and have my head. XD

So technically, it WASN'T my condom... It was my friend Kibbs's. 8D

Using Mom Logic, once it entered your possession, it's considered yours. And no amount of reasoning/arguing/pleading will get a Mom to change her opinion.

And that's today's Law and Order lesson.