Why oh why Luna! (Gross!)

[strawbabies]

Quoth dendawg

When I was with my ex, we had to get a hamper because our wiener dog Dusty would take our underwear out of the basket and chew them up. Goofy little turd.

My cocker spaniel does that. He's got teeth like scissors, so lots of my undies have been thrown away with straight cuts right through them.

[WoodenSunshine]

Quoth Anglesmith

One of our cats, Mustang has a thing for clean underwear. Preferably my clean underwear. He likes to sleep on them. Mustang also likes to sleep on the husband's shoes. He'll find whatever pair has been worn recently, curl up and sleep.

We had friends fly up from Texas to visit and Mustang found a way into both suitcases (to sleep), and got into the bag w/ their dirty clothes which he spread all over our living room. He seemed really pleased with himself about that one.

My old kitty didn't like it when I went away, so one time I was packing my suitcase, I turned around and she was curled up on my clean laundry in my suitcase. A cat that shed white hair and that was during my wearing black phase. She did her kitty version of a shit eating grin

I've never had an animal steal my clothes though. I actually feel kind of left out now.

[telecom_goddess]

Quoth firecat88

My cat has a shoe fetish, if it's any consolation. Especially if it's my dad's shoes. She loves to just smell 'em.

My cat too! He is always sniffing around or digging around in people's shoes. The other cat likes to chew and rub on our feet.

ETA: I'm sooooooooooo glad my cats don't steal underwear or tampons because that would just be nasty. And my rats aren't free range so they can't steal underwear lol. When I had ferrets they stole all kinds of crap but not clothes generally.

[Merriweather]

Way back in what feels like a different lifetime, LOL, I worked in an office with a dresscode and had to wear dresses & business skirts & jackets, etc. every day. I usually sorted laundry into loads once a week on my bed, and I had to keep the door shut firmly while doing this. Otherwise, my beagle would dash in, quickly grab the first pair of pantyhose she could get her teeth into, and dissapear under the bed - much like Snoopy dashing in to steal Linus's blanket, except my beagle would actually attempt to eat the pantyhose. ICK.