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  • *SCREAMS* i did not have a good day

    i dont have much but i most share

    I hate you
    So we go from "OMG SOOOOO BORED!!! even my cellphone poker isnt working"
    To "Gah make it stop. MAKE IT STOP" in about 60 seconds, and i get like 9 runs in at once... FUN
    so run 6ish.
    i made two single runs.
    one triple.
    and i am really backed up.
    i finally get back to my store and take this run and another two.
    I get to the door.
    Half naked opens the door, yelling at someone, looks at me, and says
    "oh he desided he did want anymore, thought he called"
    *SLAM*
    gah, call damnit, you are litterly 5 minutes away from the store, if you had called and cancled my time and gas would not have been wasted (but i still got milage)

    what pisses me off more is this
    two hours latter i get in from run 11
    i see the opener on the phone and order tags out of the machine and it looks like hes on the phone with the people for these tags.
    so i grab the tags, and look at it.
    SON OF A BITCH!!!
    its half naked lady's order and address.
    GAH!!!!
    im fumming and when AM gets off the phone he looks at me funny and spout out,"I CANT BELIVE IT. ths lady deserves to rot in hell, shes that cancle at the door from earlier"
    the guy cant believe it. we make the pizzas i go on the run
    the lady answers and says "Oh good, yeah he thought you forgot about him last tme and the pizzas where cold"
    So she wasted my time, our money, didnt tip me, because her freaking hot pizza was all of 15 minutes late, and btw IT BURNED MY ARM!
    i wanted to tackle her and strangle her
    she could have had her cheese goodness 2 HOURS BEFORE if she had just payed for her order.

    The Regular SC
    These people, gah.
    they try to scam free pizza, treat me like crap, and freak me out
    i only mention them is because they really freaked me out by making sure their dog knew my smell, and by telling it it could have me latter
    again no tip

    Ow
    not an SC story, unless SC is going to mean Sucky Contracters
    In mesa almost all the complexes have outside stairs and 99% of them are crap.
    Whether they be 20 years old or 2
    we are talking rotting wood, uneven slanted concreat, and ill supported stairs.
    the wood thing is also why i will not go on trailer part front door patios things if possible, because i have felt them almost break, or fall apart, or even FALL OVER while im on it.
    I hate second storys and third storys because of these landings.
    i have felt wood groan, crack, give alittle on even my own condo complexes second story landings.
    today i was delivering to a second floor apartment, while someone is behind me on the stairs (important only to save my life)
    my left foot catches the edge of the landing and i fall on my knee to the landing.
    I felt the wood crack and then give and i left myself sink about 2 inches
    CRAP THE LANDING IS GIVING OUT BENEATH ME!
    i dont want to die!!
    I cant grab anything without droping my two liter or the pizza, and im not to sure im going to die, but i do know i cant get up because i cant put anyweigh on my knee to push me forward and i cant get balance on my other leg.
    the guy behind me reachs up grabs me under my right arm and helps left me up
    I feel the landing groaning and growling at me to get off of it, and i feel more wood cracking. i deliver the pizza, tell the lady she should call her landlord about the landing and run away.
    my knee hurt.
    alot.


    now i want soda, and more chocolate and im not happy
    Last edited by Sliceanddice; 06-26-2008, 12:10 PM. Reason: because i am a dumbass who cant spell who wrote steets instead of stairs

  • #2
    *hands over a Dr Pepper and a box of Dove Chocolates*

    Life sucks, then you get chocolate.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      *hands over a Dr Pepper and a box of Dove Chocolates*

      Life sucks, then you get chocolate.
      what no cookies this time? fine, I steal some of my coworker T's cookies
      *gives sliceanddice the cookies I stole from my coworker*
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        Aw, hun, have a LOT of chocolate and soda. Sometimes it's called for.

        And make a note to the boss not to accept deliveries from places with known-bad stairs and landings.

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        • #5
          "Cellphone poker"

          I know what you meant, but I got these weird images in my head of somebody poking a cellphone with a, well, cellphone poker.

          ....

          I'll just shut up now.
          ~~*

          "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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          • #6
            Quoth Demonoid Phenomenon View Post
            cellphone poker.
            "So... that's what life would be like if I'd invented a fing-longer... oh well."
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              OMG, the 1/2 naked woman. First "No, we don't want pizza" then "hey, your kind of late." Wish you could have given her the first order, which must have been cold.
              Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

              Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

              I wish porn had subtitles.

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              • #8
                Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                *hands over a Dr Pepper and a box of Dove Chocolates*

                Life sucks, then you get chocolate.
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                what no cookies this time? fine, I steal some of my coworker T's cookies
                *gives sliceanddice the cookies I stole from my coworker*
                Ok i love you both, i must now wait for EQ to move to new Mexico and go a road trip to kidnap you both

                Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                OMG, the 1/2 naked woman. First "No, we don't want pizza" then "hey, your kind of late." Wish you could have given her the first order, which must have been cold.
                I think the only reason i held my tongue, is A)despite my aditude on here, i get freakout around people and my aphasia cause some brain to mouth filter malfunctions that tend to get me in trouble so i keep my mouth shut when necessary, or around new people. B) Im shy (shut up it took me two weeks to get me to register on here and that was because i had a bad day) and C) i got to rant to my mom before hand and she told me not to kill anyone, or fall through landings

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