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    Cold Sheets? Hire a human ‘bed-warmer’

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34976869...-destinations/

    I'm sorry to admit I work for a Holiday Inn branded hotel. Thankfully, not this location.

    I wouldn't want anyone in my bed other then me, my significant other, and the dog!
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    That's what electric blankets are for. Good grief.
    ...and I only allow the cat in my bed.
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      In my day 'human bed warmers' were called whores or prostitutes. Damn kids and their political correctness.

      Seriously, I like to think the hotel changes sheets more often than that.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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        Umm..eww?

        I know theyre wearing a onesie and a hair cover, but this creeps me out.

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        • #5
          and there's no word if they shower first
          and better yet, does the warmer service more than one bed a night?

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