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    In person:

    I'm replacing a cw, who is helping a sc. SC is right in front of us so she can hear what we are saying.

    cw: dmfan, I'm helping this lady find a book on domestic violence, when the man is a victim. So far I havn't found anything.
    me: ok, I'll finish it up.
    me: *looking in the catalog*
    sc: I'm looking for book on domestic violence, when the man is a victim.
    me: yes, my cw told me.
    me: *looking under spousal abuse, man abuse, other terms* Sorry, I'm not finding anything. I'm going to give you the call no. for domestic violence, and you can look for chapters on violence against men.
    sc: But sc: I'm looking for book on domestic violence, when the man is a victim.
    me: both me and my cw didn't find anything. The call number I gave you is for books on domestic violence. You will find something on abuse against men.

    Of course the idiot didn't bother to go to that area.

    On phone:
    sc: yeah, I called earlier and talked to you [note, he did not talk to me] about a book on Irvington. And I wanted to know if it's there.
    me: ok, I don't know if you mean the G branch on Irvington or you want a book from our library.
    sc: yeah, it's the library on Irvington. The title of the book is Grief and Grieving.
    me: alright, do you have the author's name.
    sc: no, I told the librarian that I was driving and I didn't have paper and pencil. I wanted the call no. The librarian said that the library on Irvington would have it.
    me: Actually, the librarian would have told you it was at the G branch, not the library on Irvington. Let me look this up *look up book* sorry, I can't find the book.
    sc: it's a famous book, it's well known.
    me: What information did you give the librarian where she found the book? [I was thinking, maybe he saw it on tv?]
    sc: I know a priest who recently died and blah blah blah...
    me: ok, I can't find a book by that title but you can call the G branch when they open at 1 and ask them what books they have on grief and they will tell you.
    sc: I don't want to go to G branch without a call no.
    me: The people at G branch will tell you what they have.
    sc: uh, ok.

    Actually, the phone call was more convoluted then I presented. I could have looked up any no. but I already spent way too much time with the guy.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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  • #2
    First thing I thought of with SC #1 is that she's a student and wanted a book to either pad out a bibliography (teachers often want a minimum number of sources). Or the paper was due yesterday and she hadn't done anything at all; hence the need for a book rather than her having to read through a series of articles or search through several books.

    Yep, school's starting soon.

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    • #3
      You know, I really feel for you librarians and bookstore workers when someone comes in and says "I want a book I have no information on, can you help me find it?" That has GOT to be one of the most frustrating things in the world to deal with!
      "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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      • #4
        Oh man, "I was in the car and couldn't write anything down!"
        Then why did you call requesting information in the first place? I get that all the time where I work now, they call, wanting a quote or information, but then tell me they are in the car and can't write anything down.

        Then they want me to text them the information.

        My response, "Sorry I cannot do that. Please call back when you're not driving, thank you."

        A) WTF I'm not texting you information from my private cellphone.
        B) WHY ARE YOU DRIVING AND TALKING ON A CELL PHONE! Every time I realize someone is driving I'm dreading hearing an accident on the other end of the line.
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        • #5
          I'd totally get permission from management to politely close any call the moment it's revealed that the caller is driving. To avoid liability, after all.

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          • #6
            I want a book I have no information on, can you help me find it?"
            Then they say, "It was a red book." SEriously, you think we are Goodwill, that we color-code things? (Goodwill is thrift store. A bunch of them will color-code the clothes. So you have different sizes mixed together. I suppose Goodwill experiences clothes being put back on the racks but not in the right place, so it's more obvious when things are in the wrong rack since it clashed with the other colors)

            Another typical call today:
            sc: I'm looking for two books.
            me: ok what are the titles and authors?
            sc: oh, I'm looking for these books about resumes for my daughter, but she didn't give me the authors. Can I call you back?
            me :That's fine (hopefully she calls back after my shift)
            10 min. latter
            sc: Hi I'm calling back
            me: (shit) ok.
            sc: The first title is Resume 101 by Ron Bull
            me: *look it up*
            me: I found it, who is going to pick it up, you or your daughter?
            sc: I am.
            me: what is your last name and card number?
            sc: Lincoln, first name...
            me: I don't need your first name.
            sc: ok, card no. is blah blah blah.
            me: *tries to put book on hold* It won't let me place it on hold because you already have it on hold.
            sc" oh, I guess my daughter placed it on hold. Let's try the next book...

            Why can't your daughter have called? YOu called her to get the the authors. I guess the daughter doesn't have a card. OR the daughter owes fines. But seems the daughter has your card no. if she was able to put this one on hold before today.
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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