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Satire, yes, but oh so true to life...
Old 03-14-2020, 11:14 PM
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Angry Satire, yes, but oh so true to life...

It's been years since I was involved with food service and so usually only lurk. This, however, is too good not to share:

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Old 03-15-2020, 12:27 AM
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Indeed a satire. The bottom of the page states: The Pray is a parody blog and is not recommended for people under the age 18.

The $20 fake tip is all too true, however.
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Old 03-15-2020, 11:17 AM
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Can confirm. The rest of it is frighteningly close to reality, as well.
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