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    I sneezed in the bank yesterday; I got more attention than I've gotten in the past ten years!

    Remember the days before the coronavirus? I used to cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough!

    Chuck Norris tested positive for coronavirus. The virus is quarantined for two weeks!

    I remember when toilet paper was so abundant I would literally wipe my ass with it!

    Breaking News: The World Health Organization announced today that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine may now be released. To be clear: WHO let the dogs out!

    Today’s drink special: The Quarantini. It’s just a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.

    Actually, it’s only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling isolation.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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