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Exhibit A:The oblivious wanderer.
Why take your chances running out into the road dodging traffic this way and that when God in his great wisdom has caused a nice little zebra crossing to be placed only 50 yards down the road?Sure you'll have to walk a bit further,but you'll be less likely to resemble a pancake afterwards
Exhibit B:The demander of magic
If you want Cox's apples and the lady selling apples is out of them,she can't sell them to you.No matter how much you yell Why can't I have them? And when presented with alternative kinds,moaning They're not Cox's.I want Cox's will not magically cause fruit to appear for you
Exhibit C:The unfamiliar with the concept of locks
If you go to use the lavatory on the train and the door won't open,then it's probably occupied.Rattling the handle repeatedly won't make it open.Trying to barge it open may make it open,but may also pull it off its hinges.And when a voice from within tells you first to wait,then to go forth and multiply,that might give you a clue
Why take your chances running out into the road dodging traffic this way and that when God in his great wisdom has caused a nice little zebra crossing to be placed only 50 yards down the road?Sure you'll have to walk a bit further,but you'll be less likely to resemble a pancake afterwards
Exhibit B:The demander of magic
If you want Cox's apples and the lady selling apples is out of them,she can't sell them to you.No matter how much you yell Why can't I have them? And when presented with alternative kinds,moaning They're not Cox's.I want Cox's will not magically cause fruit to appear for you
Exhibit C:The unfamiliar with the concept of locks
If you go to use the lavatory on the train and the door won't open,then it's probably occupied.Rattling the handle repeatedly won't make it open.Trying to barge it open may make it open,but may also pull it off its hinges.And when a voice from within tells you first to wait,then to go forth and multiply,that might give you a clue
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