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  • A Guy in His Car

    Did you hear about the guy who kept revving his Mazda RX-8 in the parking lot?

    He was found guilty of cranking his Wankel in public.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    Of course, if he was like the other guys who rev their engines, he probably got a suspended sentence - on the grounds of "De Minimat Non Curat Lex".
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #3
      Well, had he been driving a Nissan, I suppose they could have said "De Maxima Non Curat Lex"...
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      • #4
        If he appealed his sentence, would that make him a Challenger? Would the prosecutor be the Charger?
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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