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So one day my wife told me we couldn't afford beer any more, and I'd have to quit drinking it.
Then I caught her spending $75 on makeup.
I asked her why she could spend $75 on makeup but I had to give up beer. She told me she needed the makeup because she wanted to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
Then I caught her spending $75 on makeup.
I asked her why she could spend $75 on makeup but I had to give up beer. She told me she needed the makeup because she wanted to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.