This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever and was found in the Atlanta Journal:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant I'm
a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping
and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (555) 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men are so easy.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant I'm
a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping
and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (555) 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men are so easy.
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