Strange thing about father's day is, I'm actually adopted, so both my parents have had me since birth. While I met my biological mother and we knew each other for about a year until she passed away, I never did meet my real father.
Long story short ladies and gentlemen, my real father is actually a no good bum who knocked up my mother and then ran off. She never heard from him again.
But on father's day, I give thanks to the man who has been a terrific father for 38 years

Oh and in case anyone was wondering, yes I do the same on mother's day too.