A guy goes to see the doctor because his penis has turned orange. The doctor examines him, runs all kinds of tests, but is completely and totally stumped.
Finally, grasping at straws, the doctor asks if his lifestyle has changed recently.
Well, my girlfriend and I broke up recently", he answers.
"OK, and what have you been doing since then?" the doctor asks.
"Not much. Just watching porn and eating Cheetos."
Finally, grasping at straws, the doctor asks if his lifestyle has changed recently.
Well, my girlfriend and I broke up recently", he answers.
"OK, and what have you been doing since then?" the doctor asks.
"Not much. Just watching porn and eating Cheetos."